Welcome to my portfolio, which is divided into four sections:

Note: This site should be able to deliver what it advertises by August 20, 1999, though in what format I cannot say.

Fiction

This section contains all of my satire from English 428 - Creative Writing, as well as published poetry. "Brevity is the soul of satire." Not for the faint of mind.

Academic

What did I do when not watching sci-fi flicks like Blade Runner or Invasion of the Body Snatchers? I studied them in class. Media, Popular Culture, and Conspiracy Theory: find out why what they're telling you isn't what you'd tell them to tell you if they hadn't told you to tell them what they wanted you to tell them to tell you.

Other

This section contains my assignments for Professional Writing 329, which include interviews, book reviews, and movie reviews. Also found within are the newspaper articles which I wrote for the MSU Exponent and works which defy categorization.

Resume

If you'd like to know more about me before hiring me for all your writing needs, how about viewing the old standby? Unfortunately, it's not available in ASCII format, so recruiters who use automated databases to hire living, flesh-and-blood employees will just have to wait until the movie comes out.